Top 5 most ludicrous things i've witnessed this month as of right now...

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Well, nothing major blogwise...i'm just trying to make sure that i keep things moving and keep in touch with the people in my life, soooo without further adieu, 5 crazy azz things i've witnessed recently that I think y'all will find funny...<br />
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5.) Milwaukee drivers<br />
- We haven't gotten much rain lately, and people in MKE drive like douchebags anyway; so when we got nice little storm over last weekend...i found myself witness to several accidents (6 to be exact) between Glendale and Waukesha.&nbsp; All of which were caused by people in raggedy azz automobiles doing 70+mph on the highway in traffic.&nbsp; Slow it down people!<br />
4.) Vagina's @ weddings...<br />
- Ladies, i know y'all don't want panty lines in that skin tight dress that you lost 10 lbs just to squeeze into for your cousin's wedding reception...but, remember...now that you weigh all of 95lbs your alcohol tolerance will suck based on your weight.&nbsp; Though the dj (i.e. ME) doesn't mind stellar commando cameltoe viewing angles during the cha cha slide, Im sure your family does not.&nbsp; Pictures are worth a thousand words, and trust me there are a lot of cameras and/or videographers at weddings.<br />
3.) Toddler almost drowning at lakefront...<br />
- Well, somebody's parents felt necessary to let their 3-5 yr old wade into Lake Michigan whilst they chatted together about 30-40 ft. away. &nbsp;Pandemonium ensued when the two people realized that hey, where the heck is my kid? Oh yea, floating face down in the water as the tide takes her out to sea. &nbsp;People please, watch your children.<br />
2.) Bad calls by NBA referee's...<br />
- C'mon, all I got to say is if Westbrook is damn near going to the hoop every time in a game that he scores over 40 points and only getting to the line 2-3 times and then you see Lebron getting breathed on and getting fouls...hmmm, come on NBA!?<br />
1.) Cheetos Commercial...</span><br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"I can still see you..."<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "Yes, we know"<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWpU2IIzXI&amp;feature=g-like">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWpU2IIzXI&amp;feature=g-like</a>
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- Reno